he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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