There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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