U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
