I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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