Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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