I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We don't watch enough power rangers
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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