i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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