Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
lets start a swedish sibling band together
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?