I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.