so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!