Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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