im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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