Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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