I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
How's work?
Spinning.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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