Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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