all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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