whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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