We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just pee around me
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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