I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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