In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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