Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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