giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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