so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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