Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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