I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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