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Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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(253): Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab (253): I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea. http://tfl.nu/y0mn

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...

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(440): dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so... http://tfl.nu/5ecd

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(858): View more from California

she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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(858): she takes plan B like it's going out of style http://tfl.nu/mrnj

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(713): View more from Texas

S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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(713): S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B? http://tfl.nu/ysr8

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(845): View more from New York

i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room

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(845): i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room http://tfl.nu/beeq

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(320): View more from Minnesota

A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.

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(320): A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears. http://tfl.nu/pw7m

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(417): View more from Missouri

Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel

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(417): Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel http://tfl.nu/ki9k

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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.

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(805): The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move. http://tfl.nu/j8dv

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?

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(201): We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend? http://tfl.nu/y0ae

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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".

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(360): You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes". http://tfl.nu/hqd9

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(612): View more from Minnesota

My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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(612): My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right? http://tfl.nu/aroa

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'

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(902): they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway' http://tfl.nu/m8pz

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(716): View more from New York

"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."

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(716): "There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days." http://tfl.nu/ks69

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(707): View more from California

Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.

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(707): Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices. http://tfl.nu/gh6b

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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

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(612): I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear. http://tfl.nu/u47i

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