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• (740): View more from Ohio

  i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.

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• (408): View more from California

  She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit

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  I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards

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• (650): View more from California

  Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.

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  YOU DID WHAT???

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.

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• (619): View more from California

  No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.

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