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I did the walk of shame to another booty call

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I don't think that should turn me on, but it does

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(616): I did the walk of shame to another booty call (269): I don't think that should turn me on, but it does http://tfl.nu/0yjb

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He told me I remind him of his sister...

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Was this before or after you did it?

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before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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(512): He told me I remind him of his sister... (917): Was this before or after you did it? (512): before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during. http://tfl.nu/66ff

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(616): View more from Michigan

no weekend plans? you're practically married

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just without the last name or joint bank account

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i'd advise against both

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(616): no weekend plans? you're practically married (1-616): just without the last name or joint bank account (616): i'd advise against both http://tfl.nu/dufy

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(440): View more from Ohio

Really stoned

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just sent my roommate on a cheese run

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(440): Really stoned (440): just sent my roommate on a cheese run http://tfl.nu/tnbw

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(315): View more from New York

a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"

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(315): a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop" http://tfl.nu/57y7

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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(952): You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air http://tfl.nu/002i

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(917): View more from New York City

My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.

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(917): My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts. http://tfl.nu/py1e

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(845): View more from New York

i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.

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(845): i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over. http://tfl.nu/5sx1

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(517): View more from Michigan

Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.

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(517): Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise. http://tfl.nu/o3um

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(281): View more from Texas

JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US

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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW

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THE REISLING ATRACEX US

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(281): JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US (281): WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW (281): THE REISLING ATRACEX US http://tfl.nu/6tcy

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.

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(910): He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening. http://tfl.nu/sddk

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(718): View more from New York

Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.

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(718): Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made. http://tfl.nu/tzd1

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(706): View more from Georgia

See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working

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(706): See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working http://tfl.nu/fcot

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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.

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(562): He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore. http://tfl.nu/2eq9

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes

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(608): We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes http://tfl.nu/pi7l

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