she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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