Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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