Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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