How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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