Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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