he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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