so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you win again, gameday.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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