You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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