when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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