Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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