I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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