Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I know her cup size but not her name....
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