The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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