I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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