I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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