even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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