DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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You. Win. At. Life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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