She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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