If that was your dad, he is hot
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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