Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes