This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka