4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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