No, drunk sperm still make babies.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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