Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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