So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
