Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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