He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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