2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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