I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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