She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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