we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize