You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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