i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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